Hey Babe Ruth, easy big fella, let’s not hit too many homers.
Hey Steve Gutenberg, maybe just make three Police Academy movies. It’s one of the thousand little things I love about them.
Article 3: If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time: A. Please refer to the Brobligation rubric as elucidated in AMENDMENT 83: "The REALLY hot sister and other hump trumps."Article 27: A Bro should never carry a woman's handbag Article 28: A Bro should never go tanning.
In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."Article: 15: Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. Article 16: Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team.
Explaining his strategy for Halloween parties “Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party.
special thanks to some fellow bros on face book and this one site about how men are suppose to behave... The Bro with the better paying job is required to buy the first round. Article 19: Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it. Article 22: A Bro should not sing and dance at the same time Article 23: A Bro should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime. Article 25: A Bro should not swing his arms when he is walking.
i would also like to thank my best bro's mike and brian for inspiration..remember bros before hoesf Preamble to the Bro Code Once the contract of becoming bros is made, verbal, written or otherwise, the bro code comes into effect. If the other Bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended yet in the long run these drinks must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering. Article 26: A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight.
Bros will not be assumed to be exclusive unless each has explicitly granted the other exclusive Bro rights. Article 10: There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car. A Bro must never hesitate before communicating the possibility of fisticuffs between two humans of the female variety HENCEFORTH "GIRL FIGHT", in an effort to make possible and probable that another Bro or Bros can partake in observation.Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) is Ted Mosby’s wingman. In fact Barney has true feelings for Robin, as revealed to Lily,but also he does his best to hide them. He considers Ted his bestfriend but once he violated the bro code and slept with Robin,who is Ted’s ex.Article 45: A Bro should never wear a sweater over his shoulders Article 46: A Bro should not eat grapes from the vines Article 47: A Bro should never rollerblade Article 48: The word cute should not be used other then describing a chick they want to bone Article 49: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.]]